sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(Source: qothqueen)


436,431 plays

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

this makes me smile

disaffecting:

can you just like

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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug)

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: rneerkat)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(Source: funayurei)

ibukitten:

satonaak:

Whats cooler than being cool?

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(Source: ivegotwarinmind)

jenesaypah:

70,000+ notes later and it’s on my dash

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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